Cavaliers center Shaquille O'Neal lifts a Chinese boy while meeting with fans during a promotional tour held at a shopping mall in Beijing on Sunday. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a Tsingtao. Good luck.After the jump, Tony est fou de Cristal!Winner, JM:Tony Parker's French-style Sparkling Malt Liquor: One sip and the sting of a first-round playoff defeat disappears. Two sips and Tim Duncan's up and singing karaoke. Three sips and Eva Longoria is accepting your proposal for marriage. Four sips and Gregg Popovich is signing Marcus Haislip to a contract. Five sips and Fabricio Oberto looks like a pretty hot chick. Finally, a malt liquor from a lightning-quick point guard that will get you drunk lightning quick: TP's FSSML.Runner-up, rafterman:"That's what SHE said!"
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